'Ronaldo' review: A sanitised look at the self-obsessed star

Individual honours are paramount for the Portuguese in this whitewashed documentary devoid of insight, with the only true memorable moments arriving unplanned
Everything about Cristiano Ronaldo screams luxury. Be it his well-groomed appearance, his reported weekly salary of around £300,000 or his string of apartments, cars and own-brand clothing. So it is of no surprise he recruited the production company behind award-winning documentaries 'Senna' and 'Amy' for a feature-length presentation on his life.

The outcome is so polished, so gleaming and so preened, it suits the three-time Ballon d'Or winner perfectly. This is no eye-opening, home-video led insight of which James Gay-Rees and Asif Kapadia have come to be known. It is a veneer as unsubtle as those which line the subject's teeth.

Ronaldo's obsession with the Ballon d'Or, and rivalry with Lionel Messi, is the running theme throughout the documentary which was filmed over 14 months and is bookended with his two most recent triumphs over the Argentine.

Jorges Mendes, super-agent to the stars, is shown watching a match between Real Madrid and Barcelona when a friend comments that "the other guy could destroy everything", which is, of course, referencing Messi. "Everything", though, is not winning La Liga nor the Champions League, but the Ballon d'Or.

Cristiano Ronaldo: I want to retire with 'dignity', not in USA, Qatar or Dubai

Cristiano Ronaldo said Friday that he wants to end his career “with dignity” and not playing in “the United States, Qatar or Dubai”. The Real Madrid and Portugal star, the subject of a new documentary that premiered on Monday in London, said Thursday in an interview on ITV’s The Jonathan Ross Show that he expected to play six or seven more seasons and hoped to finish his career at the highest level. The remarks ostensibly referenced the recent wave of top players who have finished their careers outside of Europe’s top leagues, among them MLS imports Didier Drogba, Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard, Andrea Pirlo and David Villa, along with Xavi, the lifelong Barcelona midfielder who signed with Qatari club Al Sadd in May. “That does not mean it’s bad play in the leagues of the United States, Qatar or Dubai, but I do not see myself there,” Ronaldo said. Ronaldo, who turns 31 in February, became Real Madrid’s all-time leading goalscorer last month and has th...

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Young people to lose access to unemployment benefits as part of welfare reforms

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